Monthly Archives: April 2017

Three cents about … “Ten bands”

And yet again I see a little hate directed toward the whole “10 bands” viral thing. Hey, that’s cool, most of us get irritated with one viral / meme or another now & then.  But I’m a little bumfuzzled about this particular one.
 
Here’s the part I don’t get: the high percentage of those who are worked up enough to bitch about it that seem to be connected to the music business in some way.  Let me be clear though: not all musicians were snarking about it, only a few really.  And not every mealy-mouther has a connection to music.  But there was a noticeable overlap between music-related workers & complainers, at least in what I saw.  Well over half the gripes came from people — often tertiary types — that have some relationship to music
 
I can’t imagine an actor complaining because people were talking about movies or plays. I can’t imagine a preacher complaining because people listed their favorite scriptures. I can’t imagine a grocery clerk getting bent because people were talking about food.  And yet …

Now let me also try to make something completely crystal clear before I go any farther.  If you happen to be a musician that got annoyed simply by the viral repetition or whatever, you’re not the subject of my rant here.   See above, about how we all get tired of one thing or another. No, what follows here is about those folks who seemed to take some sort of bizarre offense at the very existence of the topic.

 
Since I happen to actually like a fair number of musical folks, let me try to help out their kindred who seem to have missed both the point of the whole exercise and any understanding of why it caught on so well:  I thought AdWeek hit on a big part of it as they analyzed the sudden success really,  it wasn’t about what bands you’ve seen, it’s about using your understanding of how people perceive you & playing around with it.

It was about conversations.  I saw a LOT of these across my FB wall in the past 2-3 days.  Virtually all of them not only talked about the bands mentioned but also about how they fit into the timelines of their lives.  Not the bands but rather, how the concert experience came to occur.  Where you sat, where you saw it, why you went.   You know, actual conversations rather than the same ol’ picture shares, meme shares, hoaxes, and fake news links.

It was about nostalgia.   A growing portion of the population doesn’t remember when “camping out for tickets” was a thing.  If you DO remember, odds are you have some fond recollections to go with the uncomfortable attempts to sleep and freezing your butt off.

It was about shared experiences.  “You were there too?  We didn’t even know each other then, how funny is that?” and “do you remember that one guy, down toward the front, who kept trying to …”.
I was there, you were there, that’s a connection.

I’m looking back through the things I saw and find myself even more perplexed by the angst they seemed to generate for some people.   I don’t see anything that does another musician any harm.  I don’t see anything that diminishes anybody in any way.  I don’t see anything that requires any more effort to ignore or avoid than any of dozens of things that must surely upset the equilibrium of these hyper-sensitive souls every single day of their glaringly unhappy existence.

Well buttercup, if you think those lists yanked your chain, let me show you what a REAL tug on it feels like:  take your pitiful little complaints, shine ’em up reaaaaal nice, and shove them up your tightly puckered ass.   You’re either so pathetically self-centered that you can’t fathom not being the center of attention for fifteen (more) minutes and you’re just pissed that everyone isn’t kissing your feet & posting about youyouyou OR you’re so out of touch with how actual humans connect with each other that you’re unlikely to contribute much, if anything, to the social media sphere.  Don’t go away mad, just go away.

Ah hell, who am I kidding? As long as you shut the hell up with the whining, I don’t really care if you leave mad or not.

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Ready To Rock (weekly playlists)

Three new arrivals are included in this week’s update to my  Top 40 on Spotify.  It’s the best of today’s rock hits with all the non-rockin’, pseudo-rock alternacrap removed, replaced with more deserving songs.

Missing songs this week:
None

New to the Spotify list this week:
Edge of Desire – Fight The Fade, You Don’t Know – Kobra & The Lotus, Like A Nightmare – Never Say Die

Dropping off the Spotify list this week:
My Champion – Alter Bridge, I Hate You – Rachel Lorin, Embers – Drive Thru Society

For the larger (nearly 200 songs) YouTube version there’s a half dozen adds including the aforementioned Kobra & The Lotus, new Blacktop Mojo, the latest from Hinder, and more.    You can find it at this link 

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Ready To Rock (weekly playlists)

Five changes come with this week’s update to my  Top 40 on Spotify in the latest update.  It’s the best of today’s rock hits with all the non-rockin’, pseudo-rock alternacrap removed, replaced with more deserving songs.

Missing songs this week:
None

New to the Spotify list this week:
Where’s Your Money – Bleeker, Now That We’re Dead – Metallica, Echoes & Reflections – Awaken, Sick Of Me – Beartooth, Die Tryin’ – Kaleido

Dropping off the Spotify list this week:
Take Me – Korn, Leave It All Behind – Last Day Rising, Right Here & Now – Message From Sylvia, All Or Nothing – Art Of Dying, Tongue Tied – Eve To Adam

For the larger (nearly 200 songs) YouTube version there’s over a half dozen adds including the aforementioned Metallica & Beartooth, album cuts from Art of Anarchy and Through Fire, and more.    You can find it at this link 

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Ready To Rock (weekly playlists)

Four additions to my weekly Top 40 on Spotify in the latest update.  It’s the best of today’s rock hits with all the non-rockin’, pseudo-rock alternacrap removed, replaced with more deserving songs.

Missing songs this week:
Die Tryin’ – Kaleido, Hey You – Bobaflex

New to the Spotify list this week:
Beneath The Skin – GFM, Striking Matches – Cover Your Tracks, All Or Nothing – Art Of Dying, Tongue Tied – Eve To Adam

Dropping off the Spotify list this week:
Oh My God – Pretty Reckless, Still of the Night – Halestorm, Lost In The Smoke – Scarlet White, Living In A Nightmare – Blacklite District

For the larger (nearly 200 songs) YouTube version there’s over a half dozen adds including a new track from Leo Morachiolli, the latest single from Sylar, some Hessler tuneage, and more.    You can find it at this link 

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Concert Review 4/8/17 – The Lacs, Almost Kings

After not quite a year since I last ventured into a local venue, this time with fingers optimistically crossed but not entirely sure what to expect from the evening as party-rock & hick-hop rolled into Athens for a sold-out show at the Georgia Theater.

I’ve been a fan of the openers, Atlanta-based rap-rockers Almost Kings, for 4-5 years, roughly half of their existence give or take.  With that background, I had some musical expectations going into the show but with any band you’ve not seen live, you can’t be completely sure.

I probably should have been more certain.  I don’t know that it would even be possible for Almost Kings to do less than a high-energy show.

Their material itself makes that a virtual certainty but where they reach the next level is in their ability to weave can’t miss covers (like House of Pain’s “Jump Around” ) throughout the setlist.  Those songs serve as a force-multiplier for their original material, setting the crowd up perfectly for audience-participation tracks like “Bounce”.

Being in the opening slot for the night one of the tasks for Almost Kings is to set the tone, build the energy, put the crowd in the right emotional state for the headliner.  I don’t know that I’ve seen any opener ever do a better job of executing that task.

While I’ve been a fan of AK and other bands in the party rock genre for a number of years, this was really my first live experience with anyone squarely in that niche.   I don’t really want to say that I’m exactly “surprised” by one of my biggest takeaways from their set but it’s honest to say that there was something I’d never properly considered until this show.   It’s a style that puts a lot of spotlight on the vocals but the musicianship that underlies the words is quite strong.  That was something that I came away with a new appreciation for after both their set and the headliner performance that followed.   To a man — for both bands on the bill — there was solid work on every instrument and that is something that probably doesn’t get proper credit as often as it should.

The bigger question mark for me going into the evening was the headliner.  The Lacs are certainly not an unknown commodity, they’re well into a second decade of doing what they do.  My question was along the lines of “but which part of what they do will they do”?   In their own words, “Sometimes we lower that music to get the message across”, and those moments are the ones where they’ve tended to lose me over the years.   Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks and all that.  They’re not “wrong” by any means, it just hasn’t always hit the mark with me when they do it.

That meant they started the show with me firmly in the undecided column.  Candidly , I had re-positioned myself out more than halfway to the door in case it went south, and that’s with me having voluntarily (okay, eagerly) bailed out on only one headliner in my entire lifetime of shows.

That I ended the evening nearly back in the same spot near the stage I occupied earlier kind of sums up how things went.

As The Lacs worked their way through a set that covered basically the full depth of their catalog several things became clear to me.   First, the connection between the band and their fans runs deep.   Deeper than anything I’d ever seen or heard about them would have led me to guess.

I’ve seen plenty of shows where there were fans who knew everything word for word, I’ve been to quite a few where I’m “that guy”.   I just haven’t seen many shows where the percentage of people that tuned in is as high as it was last night.   Younger, older, male, female, front row or balcony, it seemed like nearly everyone in attendance knew pretty much everything.  Singles, deep cuts, old songs, new songs, it didn’t matter.  That elevates the, let’s call it “sense of community” in the room and in turn elevates the feeling from “performance” to “experience”.

The next thing that came into clear focus for me is that The Lacs are at their very best when they’re being the most “themselves”.   They don’t have to be this one thing or that one thing to be compelling on stage, they just have to be whatever moment they’re in happens to be.  Whether that’s sharing the backstory of a song or taking a moment to enjoy a “ski shot” or having some fun at a bandmates expense, a significant part of their appeal lies in their willingness to just be … real.
That sounds simple I suppose, but it’s something that a lot of artists either can’t do or never master (and perhaps occasionally shouldn’t do).

Despite having a new album (currently sitting at #2 on the iTunes Country chart as I write this) released just a day before the show, the group didn’t feel obligated to do X number of songs from it or make the common sales pitch for a current single or anything you’d normally associate with the timing of the show. They noted that the album had dropped but paid more to attention to how, as natives of the south Georgia town of Baxley, Athens and the rest of the state felt like “home” for them, and the combination of enjoyment and comfort about simply “being at home” showed throughout the night.    They may have performed for the audience but they never fell into the mode of performing at the audience, there was a noticeable sense of “it’s a big party and we’re in it together” that felt like a very mutual understanding for the evening.

While certain songs did stand out more than others to me — certainly “Field Party” is a highlight for example — I came away thinking more about the atmosphere in general than about particular moments.  Maybe that’s what I’d say about The Lacs now after seeing them.  They aren’t about a particular this or that, they are viewed best perhaps as an example of where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.  And there’s a lot of good going for that whole.

As tradition in my reviews requires, I wrap with the ever-useful GBU, the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

The Good — a sold-out venue, at a fair price, for a deserving lineup.  None of those things seems to grow on trees so it’s always good to be in a packed room … A guest-appearance by Crucifix, which was a MAJOR highlight for me.  I’m admittedly late to the party on the talented rapper but having recently caught on to his talent, seeing him join The Lacs for “Outlaw In Me” was a fantastic bonus … my first-ever Uber experience.  They are definitely 1-for-1 with me as a successful transportation option.

The Bad — not really a “bad” per se, but now more than ever I look forward to eventually seeing Almost Kings in a headlining slot.  As constructed their set worked just as intended but I’d enjoy seeing more original material from deeper in their catalog (“Bang Loud” and “Hold On Me” most notably) … I sort of hate to include a strictly personal “bad” here but this was the first concert I’d attended without my son & constant concert companion in something like 15-16 years.   Yeah, change is constant and all that sort of stuff but it was definitely different, and not really in a good way. On the bright side his departure for college in another time zone means that we can cover a lot more territory between us but still, I look forward to the opportunities to get back to the same shows down the line.

The Ugly — me, making the trek alllllll the way up the stairs to the rooftop bar smoking area.
I really gotta remember that there’s an elevator next time, I’m not getting any younger.

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Helpful Hints: fast food edition

Having just spent close to twenty minutes awaiting the successful assembly of four simple
(3 ingredients) fast food items, I’ve decided to be proactive.

Anyone can merely point out problems, I’m here today to offer some handy preventative tips that might help reduce the ridicule your establishment receives or deserves.   If you have hiring authority in this industry, please consider the following tips.

1) If Donqartavious shows up for the interview with red, glassy eyes and then shows up for work with the same slack-jawed blank expression while struggling to focus on objects directly in front of him … fire his ass.    Don’t allow the mistake you made in hiring him initially to be compounded by retaining him.

2) If Billy-Bob (or his wife / first cousin Billy-Sue) cannot successful spell “cat” on the third attempt after you’ve spotted him (or her) both the “c” AND the “a” … do not hire them.    Their IQ is not going to rise significantly no matter how many times they screw up the simplest of tasks.  Avoid the suffering they will bring to your co-workers, yourself, and your customers.  #JustSayNo

3) If Sharqarnevia arrives for her after-school job interview twenty minutes late, with a baby on each hip, a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend, two cousins, her grandmother, and what must be her younger twin siblings all along for the visit … don’t hire her.   You already know she’s not going to be on time, you already know her judgmental abilities are questionable, you already know there’s going to be disruptions connected to her employment from the get-go.   So … just don’t.

4) If identical twins Lemonjello and Orangello show up for an interview but one keeps slipping away to inspect your security cameras and the alarm systems while the other is talking to you, take trust that slightly uneasy feeling you should be getting.   Employment for either is probably not going to end well … at least not for your/your location.

While I realize that these are only starting points for improving the customer experience at most fast-food establishments, we have to begin the process somewhere.   The simple tips will move the majority of locations a noticeable step in the right direction.

You’re welcome.

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Ready To Rock (weekly playlists)

One new song and one re-entry account for the latest changes to my weekly Top 40 on Spotify.
It’s the best of today’s rock hits with all the non-rockin’, pseudo-rock alternacrap removed, replaced with more deserving songs.

Missing songs this week:
Die Tryin’ – Kaleido, Hey You – Bobaflex

New to the Spotify list this week:
Cheaper To Drink Alone – Black Stone Cherry, Don’t Wait For Me – Youth In Revolt (re-entry)

Dropping off the Spotify list this week:
Never Again – Breaking Benjamin, Animal- Badflower

For the larger (nearly 200 songs) YouTube version there’s nearly a half dozen adds including a jaw-dropping cover from Anthrax, new Farewell 2 Fear, and more.    You can find it at this link 

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